1. A toy for every mood, Your not labeled a Whore for having more than one.
2. Batteries last longer than their Man.
3. Sex toys don’t ask stupid questions when things finally start getting good.
4. They can give You multiple orgasms when You’d be happy with just having a orgasm
5. They know the G-spot is more than a myth, and know how to find it.
6. They don’t need Viagra to get hard
7. They are always where You left them
8. They don’t rub You raw, they know exactly what You like.
9. They don’t leave a bad taste in Your mouth
10. No head games, just Sex
