Here are the 10 things to keep in mind as You start dating again to keep You from falling under the spell of another Woman until YOU are ready ……..
1. Always remember Your Sex life when You were married. Especially after the first child was born.
2. If She can’t fit it in Her back pocket don’t let her bring it over. Otherwise before You know it she is picking the new color for your curtains.
3. Before going on a date take a long look at Your old wedding pictures and a picture of Your ex just before the seperation.
4. While You are with Her tonight imagine who You could have tommorrow night.
5. Jerk Off 2-3 times a day, for 2-3 days before Your date so You won’t be so desperate and not let the little guy control your actions and mouth.
6. Let it be known that although You like Her company, the Sex is just for Sex and has no subconscience mesanings. If She can’t enjoy Sex just for the pleasure of it, maybe it’s best to follow #5
7. If She spends Your entire date talking about what she hates about Her body, agree and than leave.
8. If she spends all night talking about her ex’s, diagnosing why it went wrong or just her “life sucks” problems, get up say “it’s been great lets do lunch sometime” and go have fun.
9. If she won’t let any topic about You make it past the “You know what I like…… ? ” stage, start Woman watcingh, commenting on other womens body parts and what You could do to them and say “Huh?” after each comment.
10. If You are watching a R rated movie and during each Sex scene she says ” Ewww, gross” start rubbing yourself and say I don’t know it’s pretty hot.
Just remember, You have lived life that way, now just enjoy it the best You can, the right one will come along and You will know it……….
