When Your Sex life has become as exciting as watching Flavor Flav try to be sophisticated and suave.
When Her Sex drive followed Ronald Regan out of office.
When a six pack and nipple pinch has become your best fore play.
When Your Sex life does not include a partner much less Her anymore.
When You spend $16.47 a pill of Viagra just to jerk off on the Internet.
My point ? Do something different tonight, both agree Sex has become stale and do something about it….. Or start looking for a couple of Lawyers who will use Your money better than You do. [source: read more - screw- her.com]

