The little blue pill that puts value back into a Man’s life after the wind has left the sail.  And here it is…..

What is their purpose in the real world?  They are filler content for when our minds run out of important stuff. They Cost You, they produce nothing. You pay for their entertainment. it numbs the mind. They are the court jesters and traveling troupes of yesterday yet We have elevated them to some sort of [...]

Michael Jackson – Gone at only 50 years old , 1 month younger than I am. It seems like yesterday the girls at Carmel Jr high were carrying the Jackson 5 album “ABC” and swooning over the young Michael.  The boys didn’t like him  even way back than in 1972. I now know it was [...]

It’s every man for himself no matter if You have two all beef patties or special orders don’t upset you.
It’s Free enterprise at it’s best.

It’s been almost 32 years since the King went room temperature and still makes more than He did alive. Back when You actually had to have a voice to sing.  He wasn’t much of an actor but his Movies were more entertaining than much of the stuff Hollywood cranks out now a days.

You can argue with me, disagree and jump up and down till Your Red in the face but I still think Japanese Women are if not THE Sexiest than a close second Women in the World. Their petite little bodies, big brown eyes with that puppy dog whimper look to the attitudes which make or [...]

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2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best High End All-Sex Release.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Threeway Sex Scene.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Editing – Film.
2008 AVN Award Nominee for Best Director – Non-Feature.
JackTheZipper does the RAZORDOLLS. The most notorious girls of the Internet meet the most [...]

Oral Sex , a great last minute gift – T shirt

You look like I need another drink -T shirt – get one

Speak Your mind- These words are so true. Tell everyone like it is, Do it here

She has been so bad! The outfit includes a hook and eye midriff top and pleated mini skirt with buckle accents. Give her that needed discipline!
Get it here ….

Playtime can enhance Your bed room time, restore excitement to a dull relationship or just keep it fun. Your as sexy as Your attitude.
Open cup sleepwear bra top and fringe skirt with attached thong and sequin trim detail. Includes matching cowboy hat. (3 piece set)
Try one for Your Sex life

Looking good is easy if You attitude is right
Mini dress w/cut out sides and skull print black – Now this is hot.

Nothing wrong with a little sexy pretending. Sex after 40 can still be fun. Try It now
She is a bad girl, always playing hooky! This outfit includes PVC and pleated Lycra plaid skirt with removable garters, short sleeved Lycra jacket, neck tie and stockings. She spends a lot of time in after school detentions where [...]

Great Sex after 40
or are We just more realistic? Do We hold our partners less accountable for what We want? Have We done it all and just are content with what is? I am sure We all still have our fantasies of the perfect partner, the perfect Sex romp. By now I think We have [...]

Sex after 40, fire up that dull sex life or keep a new one from going sour……
Now this has some great potential. Imagine it, from 12 feet as way You can get Her to start squirming. Oh Ya, if this isn’t a turn on you might need to split up.
As seen on Oprah
Remote control vibrating [...]

As Seen on Oprah
Designed by women for women, this Vibrating Pen courtesy of the Berman Center series of Intimate Accessories. The pen with it’s high grade Silicone tickler sleeve and vibrating nodes not only provides maximum pleasure, but it writes as well! Keep in the purse while traveling or for relief of writers block, [...]

If You think Your no good at it, just pretend till You are – practise goes a long way here,effort may be appreciated.
Great Sex makes for a less stressed marriage or long term relationship.
“Lingerie, music and candles are nice, but really, we just want to be fucked.” We don’t care how, just that …….
All the [...]

Is it true the only difference between a actor playing a soldier and a real soldier is about 25 tax brackets?

I know. I’m german. What You don’t agree? I don’t want to hear it !!

The Boss told us – ” Your Smile is the most important thing You can give the Customer” I couldn’t help but wonder.
Than why don’t We have Dental”

Add new  I tried to get a Job in South America, BUT I only speak English.

If I made any less could I call it a hobby and not pay income taxes?

** Note to self. Make more money so I can get more credit and buy more stuff.

Here it is explained in one easy-to-understand illustration. Every one of these blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision needing to be made or a problem that needs to be solved.
A Man only has two balls that take up all his thoughts which by the way are [...]

Another of Our “Save Your relationship”  Series
Do for Her and improve YOUR Sex life – the secret to making it better

All women fantasize about sex, just as frequently as men, and most of us do it with grandeur. Scenarios may vary, but there are several recurring themes in the most common female fantasies. [...]

2009 Bedroom Resolutions to save a marriage – Fire up the boring Sex this year with something new

Say what You want, a boring, dull Sex life is the fastest way to a break up. Sometimes something as simple as trying harder in bed can make all the difference.
Break one of your own taboos
This resolution regards [...]

Cheating Wives & Husbands…Right or wrong, Why They Say They Cheated!

Cheating, is it right or wrong ?  First off there is a big difference between cheating and having an affair. Cheating could be a moment of vulnerability and affair is a total disrespect of your spouse. s a Man I can say I have met [...]

For some reason I find this easier to believe than ” Hollywoods” story. Custer’s last stand or was it?

George Armstrong Custer poses with his Indian scouts during the Black Hills expedition of 1874. The man pointing to the map was named “Bloody Knife,” a member of the Cree tribe. Photograph by William Illingworth.

(Little Bighorn Battlefield [...]

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…. it gets Your balls out in the fresh air. It has been shown that fresh air and exercise can rejuvenate Your blood flow…. and You can’t get hurt unless You step in a Gopher hole……

A good start is doing something new, something You’ve never done. If You can’t come up with anything find out what His Girlfriend is good at ……

But than  spice  gives Me heartburn.  The secret is to turn the moment in Your favor like switching hands with Phoebe….

Is it Socializing or just living out our fantasies?

Super large breasts are kind of like a exotic Italian sports car, they are a bit uncomfortable, go way faster than You ever legal can and You just don’t leave them sitting alone anywhere. But You look good driving them.

Stop wasting time trying to be who Your not, quit spending all Your money trying to impress her. Let Her think she has the problem . By nature she just has to know what’s wrong with Her and why Your ignoring her. Try it, nothing else seems to have worked for You this far ……

…. no Your  fat Ass makes the Jeans look big.

America’s diet has gone to total shit. We eat just because We can.

The most erotic Women on the Planet for starters. Why? it’s all about attitude.

Otherwise You could have just gone out with Your buddies and had more fun.

In an age where We have all been lead to believe that  Gay Butt Sex is a God given right this is hilarious so if it offends You, Piss Off ………….

When leading Men were leading Men. When a Movie made life bigger than life not remind You just how shit all stupid it has all become.

Today’s Politics – Choosing the “Good Wolf ” over the ” Bad Wolf”  Isn’t a Wolf a Wolf?  or has the herd become to comfortable?

Oh Man !!   Many a Guy Beat it like it owed Him money to this scene. Tame by today’s standards , Phoebe Cates was freakin’  HOT !!!

Disclaimer: I am no pro writer, I did not major in Lit or English. This is just My opinion from My years on this Planet.
Our Tribute to the Women who entertain Us.
Jringo
Called whores, sluts, sinners by ” better than You” self righteous uptight, sexually frustrated types with their assholes sucked so tight You could [...]

In our quest to do everything but drive in Our Cars We have lost the basic skills of driving.
Looking out Your windshield while going down the road   has been replaced by texting on Your phone  all those who just can’t live without Your messages. Those who like the followers of Jesus need Your texts of [...]

Ever notice how Women eye Women? It’s not always pretty

Within the last 25 years, public sentiment in the U.S. has risen dramatically for protection for forests on public lands, as well for environmental protection in general. Unfortunately, our government has been going largely in the opposite direction. Federal environmental laws protecting our National Forests, which were weak to begin with, have been suspended or [...]

Great song when Your in that mood.

70’s Rock N Roll, Dirty White Boy – When Rock n Roll was still kick ass music. Our generation the 70’s

Kick ass Guns n roses, 80’s Rock – even though the 80’s was a Decade past My Prime the music was the last I think that was Kick ass Rock n Roll

I can remember when this song came out back in the mid 70’s. We thought it was the shit all coolest. We even adapted it as our cruisin’ theme song. Funny thing is back around 1976 a buddy had tickets to go see Nazereth in Frankfurt Germany and I turned it down ’cause I thought [...]

Our Generation, The 70’s Fonz meets Mork in a straight kinda way

And to think We used to laugh at this stuff. Ok, so it WAS funny way back when. Happy Days and the Fonz, Mork and Mindy, the “Mikie will eat anything” commercials. Maybe it ws the drugs…..

Taste is a personal thing, You just don’t want a mental image

wonder if it’s held on by glue

This is so true.

Suzi Quatro – Naked under whatever – Hot rockin’ babe of Our Youth the 1970’s, rock on suzi

The perfect Marriage -  two straight Men

Tress-1977
Now wait think about it for s second. Married couples fight about what ? What causes the most stress in a marriage?  Kids, Sex, Money and unfaithfulness to point out a few. Two married straight guys would not have those problems because they would still spend most of their [...]

As always the forces who control the herd have it wrong. They say Men are Pigs with a one track mind. That may be BUT We know our way Home .  We roam, as is our nature but We know where our food bowl resides.
If Women heard the thoughts of other Women the actions of [...]

A friend invited Me to go see Nazereth  back in 1977 , when his girlfriend backed out, I said NO because I thought they were a religious band. What a tool I was

I never was one to have a long attention span when it comes to puzzles and that stuff. Back in the 70’s there was the rubik’s cube. After many attempts and many cubes replacing the ones I threw across the yard I finally after some thought and a short fuse found the best way to [...]